A round-up of news from partypoker including a brief update on Day 1A of the Online Mosconi Cup MILLIONS event, a great Sunday for Philipp Gruissem, Fedor Holz after a chef, Mosconi Cup news, and an appearance at the cash game tables from Michael Jordan.
Each time I cough, the guy sitting in front of me looks back. A snide, I want to stick your head in a guillotine so you stop firing your diseased phlegm into the back of my neck. Of course, none of my germs is hitting his neck; they’re all smacking the back of his head.
You don’t get this problem when you’re home. You can cough as much as you like. You can eat fake meat and fart, and nobody cares. Maybe there’s a future to this online poker thing?
It’s coming up to a year ago since partypoker announced a new global live tour called MILLIONS. They started by smashing guarantees with the same frequency that boxers crush punching bags.